momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

(via cuntgradulation)

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(via perksofariotqueen)

firaja:

"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

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sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

(Source: sleep-ran, via jackieamazing)

teencry:

how i comfort my friends:

image

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relahvant:

chicken nuggets are so important

(via just-try-okay)

"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

"
- Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

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